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I’ve been trying to find out whether the Laws of the Game take the axiom of choice or not, but FIFA officials keep blocking my number.
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Source: https://xkcd.com/3282/
Banach-Tarski was originally just one Polish kid, but a couple of months before his 9th birthday he somehow he managed to undergo mitosis, and the rest is history.

When math department is loosing, they ask Banach Tarski to turn 1 ball into 2-ball, now they can win in frisbee.
I used to have one broken point, then Banach and Tarski looked at it, now I have a Banach fixed point and a Tarski fixed point
That play is kinda floppy… (Someone had to say it)
Yeah, but now the basketballs are smaller.
Not according to Banach-Tarski.


