If this is part of the American Century of Humiliation, then here I brought my collar and leash and can also obey basic commands.

something clever

Can I borrow your pants real quick

You have a small fire starting under the pillow to your left FYI.

I know women’s clothing and pockets are a running joke, but those pockets are frustrating to me. I just cant…

heh boobs

“Apologies, but you’ve left me speechless.”

“sorry, but I believe I have forgotten all the words in the English vocabulary…” 🤤

One in the hand is worth two in the bush

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You know, just by toying those pretty nipples I can flood you with oxytocin, have that pussy contract so tight that it feels like your getting beautifully fucked, before I’ve even taken off your pants?

Your makeup is excellent.