Thank U Mr potate
The sight of the potato of luck fills you with determination.
You’re not fooling me. That’s a gilded trump potato. You can tell by the gild.
[[BSHOT]]ato acknowledged
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I
JUST NEED
THAT LITTLE,
[[POTATO]]
Y O U HAVE

🥔
No famine please

Not like it was smooth sailing before then
Or after, if I recall.

Nice
ACKNOWLEDGE POTATO.
Potato acknowledged
Potato acknowledgement and worshiped!
(Insert vague recollection of dangers of worhipping false golden idols. Bah! It’ll be fine.)
Hopefully that counteracts this leek of ill omens, but it’s probably unaffected by the grapes of wrath
Wonder how it works against the rutabaga of callous indifference.

Nelson studied comedy under Gallagher

It’s that Gallagher or Gallagher?
Maybeeeeeeee
yes
Please.
Please please please.
A fat oompa-loompa’s obituary on the front page of every newspaper on earth.
I gaze upon you, Golden Potato, with hopeless, empty eyes…
Please.
Please.Seconded. All hail potato, bringer of good news
So this is Yukon Gold
I like good news, it’s good!
Can I shove the potato of luck up my ass?
Only if you want to.












