I’d crack a joke about how no conservative would talk to someone who’s literally as red as a Soviet flag, but considering that red is associated with the right rather than the left in the US, the joke definitely doesn’t land the way it would if I was making it about my local insufferable conservative populists.

“Elmo no on flight logs! Elmo thinks Barack Obama and the socialist left are trying to frame Elmo”

He got falsely deported by ICE to Chili Alley

his silence is deafening

Elmo had journalistic integrity, and doesn’t care for liberal Access Journalism. Just you wait, Elmo will release the Epstein files!