He will upon experiencing “Poseidon’s kiss” immediately transform into a small piglet, causing him to fall into the toilet bowl and onto his own poop
Gives you much to think about huh
He will upon experiencing “Poseidon’s kiss” immediately transform into a small piglet, causing him to fall into the toilet bowl and onto his own poop
Gives you much to think about huh
Ah, but you see, Poseidon is the lord of horses. Horses and pigs are friends. So Poseidon’s kiss is counted as kissing the homies and therefore is not cold at all but intimately warm, making him blush (on his balls) instead.