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    “I’m 60% sure we’ve got the right intel.”

    “Would you do it anyway?”

    “Lemme think, hold on.” snorts line of coke “FUCK YEAH LET’S DO IT.”

    “And that’s when I learned one of my most important lessons. 60% of the time we bomb every time. This will help you in knowing what setting to put your toaster on.”

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    The funniest thing about it to me is they keep insisting “don’t worry, this will be relevant to your life even if you aren’t a CIA agent” and like obviously it never is