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JustSo [she/her, any]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months ago

microbeanis

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microbeanis

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JustSo [she/her, any]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months ago
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  • Infamousblt [any]@hexbear.net
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    2 months ago

    INCREDIBLE post

  • Boise_Idaho [null/void, any]@hexbear.net
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    2 months ago

    That’s not a microbeanis. That’s just a beanis that’s very far away.

    • JustSo [she/her, any]@hexbear.netOP
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      I was hoping nobody would notice. soviet-pout

  • microfiche [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Hey it’s a good size I’ll not be shamed

  • Meltyheartlove [love/loves, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    deleted by creator

    • JustSo [she/her, any]@hexbear.netOP
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      ur not allowed to give me new fetishes I’m volcel tyvm

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        deleted by creator

  • Aquilae [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Seems like an averagebeanis to me

  • Awoo [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    data-laughing

  • ConcreteHalloween [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    Oh woops! I accidentally dropped my MONSTER condom for my MAGNUM beanis!

  • dat_math [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    beanisE-6

  • batsforpeace [any, any]@hexbear.net
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    2 months ago

    where were you when the Bean-Bopp comet left our solar system

  • GenderIsOpSec [she/her, kit/kit's]@hexbear.net
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    it’s not the size of the beanis, but the motion of the lotion think-about-it

  • oliveoil [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    Can we add this as an emoji?

    • JustSo [she/her, any]@hexbear.netOP
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      we already have this emoji.

      you just need to turn off scaling on your 4K display for a regular modern minimalist beanix experience.

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    Too small, what am i looking at

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