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VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days ago

Boss, please pick up

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VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days ago
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    “I’m regretting hiring you now. Don’t call me outside of work.”

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      EMERGENCY

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        sigh No. I would not have hired you. The performance of the job requires that you have a functioning nervous system and brain.

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          Though the fact that you’re asking me this gives me cause for concern that you don’t have that now.

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            I’m sorry, but at no time during the application or interview process was I ever asked to present certification of either a brain or nervous system. Nor was such a requirement explicitly itemized in the job listing.

            I will cc’ing HR for any further discussion on the matter.

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          on the other hand a worm doesnt have spine. So they could become a politician.

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          It obviously does not. Per pound Wormy Bill is your top producing employee.

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          Would you hire me if I had a Cerebral Ganglia consisting of 302 neurons and 56 glial cells in my third segment, just above my pharynx, that allows for simple crawling?

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            “Hire”?
            No, we will be renting a batch of you.

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              Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download a copy of the video file instead. Here is a description of the content: Frame from Frinkiac

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          I guess that job is AI proof, lucky

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