Boss would do the same, for some equally stupid question.
I like to think this is petty revenge for some such occurrence.
Yeah like, “did you put the new cover letter on the TPS report?” Or some such shit.
yeah, hi, Peter. did you get the memo about the new TPS reports? Yeah, we’re gonna need you to use that new cover sheet on all of your TPS reports going forward. Thaaaaaaaanks.
You mean the TBS report? I just had Sona Movsesian do it 🤷🏻
PC load letter? The fuck does that mean?!
That’s what you get for claiming we are family
Just answer the question!
“I’m regretting hiring you now. Don’t call me outside of work.”
EMERGENCY
sigh No. I would not have hired you. The performance of the job requires that you have a functioning nervous system and brain.
Though the fact that you’re asking me this gives me cause for concern that you don’t have that now.
I’m sorry, but at no time during the application or interview process was I ever asked to present certification of either a brain or nervous system. Nor was such a requirement explicitly itemized in the job listing.
I will cc’ing HR for any further discussion on the matter.
on the other hand a worm doesnt have spine. So they could become a politician.
It obviously does not. Per pound Wormy Bill is your top producing employee.
Would you hire me if I had a Cerebral Ganglia consisting of 302 neurons and 56 glial cells in my third segment, just above my pharynx, that allows for simple crawling?
“Hire”?
No, we will be renting a batch of you.
I guess that job is AI proof, lucky
At least it’s a text.
Ex-boss?
