Nice antinatalist meme
Hey OP, guess what your parents did to make YOU! They had sex and I don’t mean the normal kind either.
They had wet balls slapping, pussy gushing raw sex to make you. They really went at it. For days at a time. Creampie everytime with fingers in the arse to stimulate. If you didn’t like reading this maybe consider not shoving your weird morals in our faces we won’t shove our cunts into your face.
This is a bit unnecessarily mean. OP made a post about themselves and how they react to a very personal and intimate act being “publicized”. While OP might need therapy, they aren’t shoving jack shit in anyones face. Instead you’re going out of your way to say things that you think would make OP uncomfortable.
In bird culture that’s considered a dick move.
That is no longer necessary
Am I gregnant?
How to knoe if pregante??
How is babby formed?
“We’re trying for a baby!”
Oh, cool, he’s raw-dogging you all the time and you’re stewing in it ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
I swear Americans have a very weird hangup about people having sex.
Wait until you go to Japan. You haven’t seen anything yet.
Is the reason I haven’t seen anything yet because of the censor bars?
Is there a website, or…? Purely scientific interest.
Foreigners aren’t allowed, haha
Embarrassment is an evolutionary adaptation that functions to make social situations work. Individuals who never get embarrassed are less likely to manage social cues, have sex and get pregnant and pass their genes on. So feeling embarrassed is actually proof of all the sex your ancestors had and you could be having. /j
Source: none, it’s easy to make up arguments involving supposedly evolved behavior. Never take them too seriously, they are almost impossible to disproof. Countless other explanations are possible. Like it could be cultural or a byproduct of another adaptation or a mixture of different things.
Counterpoint: it’s proof that you had sex 💪
It’s not, IVF exists.
But then doesn’t that also defeat the meme? Is IVF “totally inappropriate”?
It absolutely is if you ask the catholic church
Most things are if you ask them.
Not only did my parents have sex (ew), but also, I didn’t fuckin’ ask to be here. Now I have to do shit like:
- Have a job,
- Pay bills,
- Go to my job so I can pay my bills so I can go to my job so I can pay my bills so I can go to my job so I can pay my bills so I can go to my job so I can pay my bills so I can go to my job so I can pay my bills…
- Brush and see a dentist regularly,
- Wear pants,
- Be anxious, depressed, autistic, and attention insufficient,
- Take medications for the above conditions,
- Poop,
- Pee,
- Eat healthy regularly,
- Not get fat despite all of the easy to get calorie-dense foods out there,
- Schedule checkups with a doctor, and eventually
- Die
And society (whatever that is) expects me to have sex and have kids, too! UGH.
Don’t forget the probability of getting an incurable disease!
How the hell did all this human form get on my incorporeal essence?
Thanks mom.
Have 2 kids. Double it and pass it on.
Wait 4 kids because you need 2 people to make baby.
I found that not doing #5 also remove 1-3, made me not care about 10-12 and made 8 & 9 hardly noticeable.
sex is good actually
no way
by the way things are going in popular western culture, its kinda like people dont think so anymore
What do you mean?
im saying that things seem to be turning quite puritanical, especially in the states, who influence all western culture sadly.
Well yeah as long as you wear the garment.
A language shitpost? Interesting.
“Embarrassed” was a word that meant pregnant out of wedlock, though we don’t really use it that way anymore. The sentence could be read to mean “the thought of pregnancy makes me pregnant”. I’m surprised Japanese comics haven’t found this one.
*you said the word “pregnant” too much*
*am now pregnant 😠 *It’s still used in Spanish. Ella está embarazada (She is pregnant)
And that is a good example of a false cognate
Why be embarrassed to have sex? Be happy to have sex.
You had secks???
Mods, ban em
Dehumanization
Nope, conception could have occurred via artificial means.
You could do IVF.
Arguably more invasive but doesn’t require sex!
Many children today have been conceived in a lab, without sex. Their parents may also have had sex but pregnancy isn’t “proof.”
