Wait, humans aren’t real?
The insurance company wouldn’t allow Chris to play with dinosaurs
Yeah that’s fair, I wouldnt let my kids play with a homophobe either.
Is he? He always gave me kind of icky/dickish vibes, so I wouldn’t be surprised at all.
He attends a church known for its hateful rhetoric.
He’s very likely a trump supporter that is not dumb enough to say it outloud.
No they are, the dinosaur just didn’t want to have anything to do with Chris Pratt.
Never were. Humans are just a story.
Perfection
This is what I’m here for! Hell yeah!
This higher quality version took less time to find than it took to write this comment. Step up your game, weird@sub.wetshaving.social
I’m not disagreeing with you and I will try to do better, but shitty jpeg adds a bit of character don’t you think?
With certain shitpost memes, sure, and less often than not. Not this one, though.
And how does a higher quality make any difference here. If you’re so concerned about the quality of “meme” posts on Lemmy, maybe you should introspect on what you are doing with your life
Given how much Pratt charges per movie, it’s probably cheaper to engineer the dinosaur by now.
the whole hand out thing was dumb anyway i laugh every time
It really escalated from him doing the hand thing to the dinosaurs he’d trained, to using it on any dinosaur, to all the other characters using it on any dinosaur like a bunch of Harry Potters pointing their wands threateningly.
yes lol totally!
And the writing is so smug and the writers clearly didn’t understand the original movie.
Way cheaper than the other way around.