I put that 🤬

on everything

They put that shit on everything!

That’s going to smell interesting

So the ground was both hot, and spicy.

So now it’s Franks Ultra Hot Sauce.

And millions of buffalo breathed a sigh of relief

Several people were seen waiting, hoping for a chicken wing truck.

Drivers impacted by the hot sauce leak can seek compensation through their insurance, Curry said.

I’m glad you’re here to tell us these things, Professor. How about we seek compensation from the fuckhead who shart hot sauce all over the fuckin’ road instead?

Everyone just jumpin out of their cars all dippin their chicken wings in the tasty free red gold

And nothing of value was lost.