It’s were-stir-sure where I’m from. English language is nonsense. Which is why so many English speakers are absolute bonkers. How can anyone be sane when the language they think in is insane?

The operative word there is CAN and not the one you want it to be which would be WILL. There are many many many better ways to get you there.

If you like ducks already then you should not read up on them. Ducks are the worst!