Straight from the playbook. Announce something terrible, then back off with something bad. Everyone calls it a win.

See: Wizards if the Coast, Unity

I give small monthly donations to three things:

• Wikipedia
• EFF
• Internet Archive

I kinda miss my BlackBerry.

Yeah I just want to play through the story. Not intein multiplayer

Slightly annoying that I have to jump through hoops, even if they’re minimal, but I really should take a look

Yes but not as much as I used to. Please bring back cheat codes and easy difficulty mode so I can actually play these things without having to grind hours of my life away.