It’s going to be a long 50 years. You think it’s fun now, just imagine when Junior is on the throne.

MAGAs: “Not a cult! DEMOCRATS are a cult!”

Leopards: “Hey Steve, pass the hot sauce! This MAGA face is a little bit bland.”

Feel CLEAN! Vote GREEN! /s

I make my own kimchi, sauerkraut, and various Chinese fermented vegetables.

I make what I call a “dirty margarita.” Jalapeño stuffed olives are a must.

In a salad, kalamata or dried black olives.

Very Jesusy.

Thanks Biden.

/s

Return to Reason

Anemic Cinema

Entr’acte

The Great History of Western Philosophy

Eraserhead

Last Year At Marienbad

“Hey Girl. Do you know why we call it the ‘cockpit’?”

Idiocracy is now a fucking documentary.

How much you want to wager, the “mainstream” media will be sporting a boner over this gala event?

Your concern is noted and will be dealt with in all appropriate channels.

Elmo: “Oops!”

This is shaping up to be Holocaust 2.0.

On the plus side, I’m really really owned. I will have to cower in my room like the beta male that I am, with a $7 latté and the entire Dashboard Confessional discography.

Google “Poe’s Law.”

Oh the humanity, what a tragedy!

Anyway, I’m grilling picanha steaks for the Fourth, with Irish Nachos and a nice Napa Cabernet Sauvignon.

Dang, now that’s uber-manly! I guess I’m a beta soycuck.

You forgot the red hat.

When I first read about this, I thought it was satire. Unfortunately, it isn’t.

Only if I can help Gwyneth Paltrow steam-clean her Gua Chakra.

Just when I’m about to retire, Medicare will only cover chiropractors and horse paste.