I’m know there’s things I haven’t thought of but getting them in is most important.

Call it an incubator flag or whatever. Get them in so they can learn what all this has to offer. As they gain knowledge they can make a choice where they end up.

Presenting a user with a list of instances with weird dorky names is the fastest way to get a normie to delete an app. Unless that’s what you want: a fedi-filter

What a dork

you found it

Digg it

That’s what she said?

“It’s wild to me people are still using PHP”

You must be isolated from development if you think PHP is not still everywhere.

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Our police our kitted out better than most militaries. They have immunity and ego.

You want to take a rubber bullet to the head and eat out of a straw while drowning your family in medical debt?

Maybe I should build birdhouses instead

Citizen dossiers need storage uh I mean MEMES. Think of the memes you can make with all this power. Heh. Just goofin right guys?

Normies tend to stick with the first email they are signed up for. For a lot of younger Gen Z email is a non factor.

“She got a penitentiary body.”

You let him “Tweet” and take “meetings”. I’m convinced he’s already living in a bubble. Everyone telling him the economy is great are his cronies making money hand over fist. It’s why he gets so defensive. Also cause he’s a fucking liar.

They could definitely Truman show that guy with little effort.

All will become X. Like a butthole.

A butthole full of shit.

Fediverse is better at everything except onboarding. The access methods are complicated and ill explained for users who expect an app and simple signup. Regular users have no idea what an instance is. Even people who are TRYING to join the fediverse willingly pile in lemmy.world because it’s the default on most apps. There needs to be a round robin assigner to instances that opt in in order to spread users around who don’t care which general instance they join.

The fediverse feels like old internet which I like but is also a barrier to people just looking for easy alternatives.

Over under Trump resigns at two years plus a day. They want JD the puppet to have a potential 10 year roadway.

“He’s stepping down for the good of the nation. What a hero. What a martyr.”

Then they let him rally and tour for his base until he gets bored. Let him wander around and schmooze until the dementia gets deep enough to tuck him away somewhere with a few blonde attendants and his Qatari jet.

Aw beans

So across the street in the shanty towns?

Yall everr notice these oil kingdoms have mansions on one side of the road and shanty towns where the non-citizen housekeepers live on the other side?