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  • save_the_humans@leminal.space
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    2 hours ago

    No one wants to be a girl scout anymore. They aren’t willing to put on their boots and go door to door with an m16 and threaten people anymore. This ain’t no socialist cookie. You have to be willing to do the hard work.