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minus-squareInvalidName2@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up5·16 days agoBro no problem. I"m from the USA, so this water diarrhea wouldn’t secure the bike anyway.
minus-squareViceversa@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·16 days agoWhat if all the bike is covered in it?
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·15 days agoWhat if it were like quicksand, but diarrhea. You could completely submerge the bike. I suspect this would act as a strong deterrent to thieves. I guess a simple pool of regular diarrhea would do just as well, not sure where I got the quicksand part.
minus-squareInvalidName2@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·15 days agoLook buddy, I’m not here to feed into your sick-o internet scat bike sexual fantasies. Well, I am, but not for free.
Bro no problem. I"m from the USA, so this water diarrhea wouldn’t secure the bike anyway.
What if all the bike is covered in it?
What if it were like quicksand, but diarrhea.
You could completely submerge the bike. I suspect this would act as a strong deterrent to thieves.
I guess a simple pool of regular diarrhea would do just as well, not sure where I got the quicksand part.
Look buddy, I’m not here to feed into your sick-o internet scat bike sexual fantasies. Well, I am, but not for free.