Cats can have a little bit of salami, as a treat.
This would not work for me.
My cats are fukin weird. Mostly, they won’t touch anything but cat food.
Unless its like crackers on the kitchen counter at night, and I think they do that just to make a mess. They don’t really eat crackers either.But How did THIS picture get taken?
A second camera, not covered in slommy.
You can’t prove that.
Please don’t ask me how I managed to take this picture…
Obligatory screw Reddit but that really was a glorious thread.
it acts as a privacy cover for your selfie cam, and is a nice emergency snack. Is there anything salami can’t do?
Long division
My cats would slap my phone out of my hand
Yeah there’s no way my cat would just sit there waiting. They’d just take it themselves. Would still prolly make for a fire photo though
It looks like that blanket wants it too
That poor blanket hasn’t eaten in days. Pure neglect. You normies might not be able to tell, but I know what bedding abuse looks like.
420, I’m calling the Weed.
Better give him that slommy afterward, or they’ll get you!
Better not, the salt is not good for their kidneys. Kidney failure is a pretty common cause of death in cats, sadly.
But just a little, as a treat.








