people already existed and did things

This had made many people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

– Douglas Adams on the Universe being created

LSD combined with meth: ok, maybe just this once

This is a show about electoral politics.

Both apply tbh 😁

Juicy deliciousness

Just don’t put a hundred thousand pictures of him on the internet so the NSA can spy on him

Edit: Or do. I’m not the boss of you (and I’m not so big) 🤷🏻

You’ve come to the right place, then 😁

He comes with a built-in fruit salad

Excellent selling point for any roommate

Here’s an excerpt, for those who prefer not to go in blind on a 2h46m documentary 😁

Much better, thank you 😂

Really? Do tell! 😄

What, you’re one of those freaks who like eyeballs to be ON the face?

Are you also waiting to receive my limp penis?

HBO Max execs when they don’t make the cut but something named “TIM Vision” does

Some of them want to be used by Dean

Just your standard giraffe leading Spiderman by his cock ring scenario 🤷🏻

So is isreali now the bad guys

Have been since 1947 if not earlier.

and Germany are the good guys

Nope. Germany has the second-most zionist government outside of Israel, surpassed only by the US

guys…what a crazy timeline we live in.

On that you’re ABSOLUTELY right, though 😮‍💨

Clawdia is perhaps the most patient cat in history and shoulder cats rule 😄🥰

No ethical consumption existence under capitalism