• CallMeButtLove@lemmy.world
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    17 hours ago

    You’re offended by an air quality alert’s recommendation to limit outdoor activity?

    How dare they tell me what to do.

    Oh actually, that’s where they messed up. You see, that message was for everyone else. If they could have sent you a personalized one it would have recommended you go outside and huff all the wildfire air until you die of smoke inhalation you smug cunt.

    • Dultas@lemmy.world
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      9 hours ago

      Quick, someone tell him he shouldn’t run his car in the garage with the door closed.