I don’t want to sound rude, but all those particles are Canadian, illegal, undocumented and, get this… brown and yellow and red! And they’re here to kill us, bringing Cancer to our region. The worst part is they’ll just land anywhere they want, stick around and nobody does anything!

It’s almost as if we should do something about them …sequester them in a large box? Capture them anywhere they go into our country?

Do you know they land on your sister? Not just her harms and legs but inside her blouse! Down her undies! Oh my! Everyone’s sisters! We gotta do something!