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miz [any, any]@hexbear.net
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official Hexbear phone case

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official Hexbear phone case

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  • sangeteria@lemmy.ml
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    this is like those hentai hoodies that were popular 10 years ago

  • miz [any, any]@hexbear.net
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    磁cí吸xī壳ké (lit. magnetic case) / MagSafe

    支zhī持chí磁cí吸xī充chōng电diàn (supports magnetic charging) / 磁cí吸xī支zhī架jià (magnetic retention (lit. frame, support, to prop up))

    thank you for coming to Mandarin corner

    EDIT: the 吸xí in 磁cí吸xī is kinda like “suck” or “inhale” which is kinda funny to me in this context

  • LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name, any]@hexbear.net
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    There aren’t enough dads on this gay or otherwise for it to really represent the vibe of chapotraphouse though but maybe that’s just my ignorant opinion

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    But I thought China banned yaoi?

    • tamagotchicowboy [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      This is bara tho

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        you seem like the kind of guy who could help me out. what is this?

        • kristina [she/her]@hexbear.net
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          Tibby

        • tamagotchicowboy [he/him]@hexbear.net
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          A phone case

      • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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        Oh sorry

        • ElChapoDeChapo [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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          All good, common mistake

          This site may be hentai-free but we take the discussion and categorization very seriously

  • kristina [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    It’s like the wall face thing from stranger things

  • sisatici [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    I can use a gay phone case as a straight man, but I can never use one that features ai slop

  • Piltdowntown [they/them, any]@hexbear.net
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    The punchline is porn the punchline get it guys do you get it the punchline is porn I said it’s PORN I’M SO FUCKING FUNNY IT’S SUCH AN AMAZING AND ORIGINAL JOKE PLEASE LAUGH LAUGH AT ME DAMN YOU LAUGH

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    • tombruzzo [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      I just see some guy in wrestling clothes. If you think it’s porn then it must be making you horny so that’s on you I guess

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        based on his anxious expression, I can deduce that on the way home from the gym he went to the farmer’s market for a manicure and a prize-winning eggplant, but he can’t carry it with his hands because his nails are drying. it’s not sexual

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          It was right after wrestling practice too, so it’s not like he’s got pockets on that thing

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