this is like those hentai hoodies that were popular 10 years ago
磁吸壳 (lit. magnetic case) / MagSafe
支持磁吸充电 (supports magnetic charging) / 磁吸支架 (magnetic retention (lit. frame, support, to prop up))
thank you for coming to Mandarin corner
EDIT: the 吸 in 磁吸 is kinda like “suck” or “inhale” which is kinda funny to me in this context
There aren’t enough dads on this gay or otherwise for it to really represent the vibe of chapotraphouse though but maybe that’s just my ignorant opinion
But I thought China banned yaoi?
This is bara tho
you seem like the kind of guy who could help me out. what is this?

Tibby
A phone case
Oh sorry
All good, common mistake
This site may be
but we take the discussion and categorization very seriously
It’s like the wall face thing from stranger things
I can use a gay phone case as a straight man, but I can never use one that features ai slop
The punchline is porn the punchline get it guys do you get it the punchline is porn I said it’s PORN I’M SO FUCKING FUNNY IT’S SUCH AN AMAZING AND ORIGINAL JOKE PLEASE LAUGH LAUGH AT ME DAMN YOU LAUGH

I just see some guy in wrestling clothes. If you think it’s porn then it must be making you horny so that’s on you I guess
based on his anxious expression, I can deduce that on the way home from the gym he went to the farmer’s market for a manicure and a prize-winning eggplant, but he can’t carry it with his hands because his nails are drying. it’s not sexual
It was right after wrestling practice too, so it’s not like he’s got pockets on that thing





