Needing jokes/comments to make when I am audibly shitting myself. Any suggestions?

In a few months I’ll be in diapers, but I’ve been told that modern adult diapers are pretty good at their job/probably will muffle it more.

  • CombatWombat@feddit.onlineEnglish
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    2 months ago

    Look, kids, all I’m going to say is that you know for a fact that I’m not full of shit, so you better take what I say seriously.