Opened AliExpress today and it greeted me with a promo for this face massager

  • dbtng@eviltoast.org
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    14 hours ago

    Well, this is sufficiently ridiculous to post … but I must admit I don’t entirely understand it.
    Sure, there’s a reference to sucking cock here. Got that.
    But what is the device supposed to do? And why does it give you sideburns?