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We would like to once again apologize to Dr. Jones for last year’s mistaken announcement. We should really have double-checked the envelope for this award in particular.
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Source: https://xkcd.com/3275/


My mind went to phosphine on Venus first. I’d forgotten about the EM drive, was always skeptical but hopeful on that one.