• SSETranquility@lemmy.world
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    13 hours ago

    I was wondering why sexy Kurt Russel didn’t wear a winter hat, but I heard he was contractually obligated to show his flowing mullet

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      9 hours ago

      His sexy hair is what probably saved him. No way any alien crearure could ever copy that licious flow of human hair. It’d have driven it crazy.