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  • Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
    3·
    6 days ago

    I recently heard someone say their boss told them they’ve been adding a lot of shareholder value lately.

    Yes they work as a sloperator.

    • T00l_shed@lemmy.worldEnglish
      3·
      6 days ago

      That hurts my soul. Its like “gee thanks boss! Im so happy to make the ruling class more wealthy!”