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Two panel meme.
Top panel: Woman in the front seat of a car screaming at a child in the rear seat. She’s saying “Why can’t you just shutdown?”
Bottom panel: A child screaming “A stop job is running for Session c2 of user … (1:30 / no limit)”


Oh but it’s not just stopping things, starting things is subject to the same issue also:
A start job is running for "wait for network to be available"(attached to a network interface that is not necessarily connected at bootup)
Systemd is just special.
https://askubuntu.com/questions/972215/a-start-job-is-running-for-wait-for-network-to-be-configured-ubuntu-server-17-1