At 2am from the gas station

And here I am lapping up coffee like its going out of style, gimme that sweet nectar of the gods

I like my coffee like I like my beanis

I like my like’s like I like my Like Like’s always eating my Hylian Shield in the Fire Temple

Columbian and trapped in a bag?

Hot?

Bitter?

I like my men like I like my coffee, ground to dust and steeped in 95°C water for 4 minutes.

In my mouth

“A slightly viscous, mostly-homogeneous fluid”

“In limited quantity and only during daylight hours”

“Put in the garbage disposal when I’ve had enough of it”