This is the kind of thing one thinks after injecting quite a bit of THC, but a conspiracy theory I half-believe in is that shit like Left Behind was a plot to mislead people so they wouldn’t recognize him when he showed up.
So much of what your average white fundie/evangelical Christian believes about eschatology is not really in the Bible. It’s all mostly based on a Bible edition from 1917 plus John Bircher stuff - see the obsession with the United Nations. It can sorta be an anti Catholic church thing too, but fundiengelicals have mostly had a truce with Catholics since they formed their anti abortion coalition in the 70s (in the Left Behind series, the original pope does get raptured, but most media has the pope as either the anti-Christ or an eager collaborator)
The Antichrist is a lefty who promises peace and tolerance and good things, so there’s nothing wrong with building a statue to this great guy, almost as persecuted and powerful as Jesus himself. Global warming is fake, really the sign of the end of the world is litter boxes for furries at school.
Funny they put Romans 1:26-27. I try to double check what they’re quoting to see what the context is, because it’s usually bullshit, or not at all condemning being gay. Like Genesis 2:24 lightly mentions a man leaving his parents and marrying a woman? lol yes straight people are mentioned, doesn’t mean being gay is evil.
But Romans 2:1, the very next part after 1:27 says, “You, therefore, have no excuse, you who pass judgment on someone else, for at whatever point you judge another, you are condemning yourself, because you who pass judgment do the same things.”
This is the kind of thing one thinks after injecting quite a bit of THC, but a conspiracy theory I half-believe in is that shit like Left Behind was a plot to mislead people so they wouldn’t recognize him when he showed up.
So much of what your average white fundie/evangelical Christian believes about eschatology is not really in the Bible. It’s all mostly based on a Bible edition from 1917 plus John Bircher stuff - see the obsession with the United Nations. It can sorta be an anti Catholic church thing too, but fundiengelicals have mostly had a truce with Catholics since they formed their anti abortion coalition in the 70s (in the Left Behind series, the original pope does get raptured, but most media has the pope as either the anti-Christ or an eager collaborator)
This is how they imagine the end of the world
The Antichrist is a lefty who promises peace and tolerance and good things, so there’s nothing wrong with building a statue to this great guy, almost as persecuted and powerful as Jesus himself. Global warming is fake, really the sign of the end of the world is litter boxes for furries at school.
Holy fuck I love this comic for all the wrong reasons, it’s like satire of itself
Chick tracts are great schlocky fun. I love the little gay demons in this one
And of course, every DND fan should learn about the dangers of roleplaying games from Dark Dungeons.
Funny they put Romans 1:26-27. I try to double check what they’re quoting to see what the context is, because it’s usually bullshit, or not at all condemning being gay. Like Genesis 2:24 lightly mentions a man leaving his parents and marrying a woman? lol yes straight people are mentioned, doesn’t mean being gay is evil.
But Romans 2:1, the very next part after 1:27 says, “You, therefore, have no excuse, you who pass judgment on someone else, for at whatever point you judge another, you are condemning yourself, because you who pass judgment do the same things.”