• SacredExcrement [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    3 days ago

    It’s 2037 and I am jailbreaking my car so that it won’t spam me with Marvel slop ads, but I jailbreak it wrong so that it spontaneously plays the ad for the new movie ‘Thor 12, the journey home again’ at max volume while I am merging in freeway traffic and I cause a 47 car pileup while Chris Hemsworth’s likeness (now portrayed by AI) just laughs

    • kisstrel [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      It’s 2037 and I am being put in handcuffs on the side of the freeway for driving the only ad free motorized transport that was somehow grandfathered into being street legal but the loophole is now closed: a turbocharged Mahindra 2123 tractor

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