• KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca
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    1 day ago

    Let me check…

    Nope. Mine says “Dr Phil found naked and hanging in Thai hotel. Death due to sexual auto asphyxiation and blood loss from severe rectal bleeding. Medical team was alerted by a group of ladyboys Dr Phil had hired the night before.”

    Not sure why it’s so oddly specific?

      • kent_eh@lemmy.ca
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        1 day ago

        What does your bingo card say about orange don?

        Lightning bolt on the 8th fairway.

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          22 hours ago

          Literally smote by god would give me a solid chuckle because of the calisthenics his religious base would do to make it somehow a good thing.