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comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 6 days ago

IF IT'S YELLOW, LET IT MELLOW - IF IT'S BROWN, FLUSH IT DOWN. DO NOT FLUSH THE PISS, ONLY THE POOP! DONALD J. TRUMP, PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

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IF IT'S YELLOW, LET IT MELLOW - IF IT'S BROWN, FLUSH IT DOWN. DO NOT FLUSH THE PISS, ONLY THE POOP! DONALD J. TRUMP, PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 6 days ago
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  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    IRAN DO NOT FLUSH THAT PEE! THE WORD IS WATCHING AND IF YOU DO YOU WILL HAVE TO ANSWER TO ME. MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOU IF YOU POOP OR PEE IN THE NEXT 24HRS. THANK YOU FOR READING. DONALD J. TRUMP PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.

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      WE ONLY FLUSH WHEN IT IS THE BIGGEST POOP LOAD - VERY DISRESPECTFUL TO FLUSH LESS THAN A FULL LOAF! I AM WATCHING, DONALD J. TRUMP, PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

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    THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

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