• Agent641@lemmy.world
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    4 days ago

    Archangel Mick: “Sir! Sector scans show a woman plating up some braised goat hoof. Looks grody af!”

    God: “Onscreen. Trace the sinner, get me an ID, bring the cholera laser online!”

    Mick: “Wait, shes dropped off the radar, attempting to reaquire… Damn it, she’s gone dark!”

    God, slamming fist on desk: “Oh for my sake, she’s deployed the napkin of stealth. These me-damned humans, always one step ahead! Oh well, abort the search and give a random baby bone cancer instead.”