Prompted by an Iranian assassination threat, Donald Trump departed on a secret military flight in an extraordinary ruse that involved hiding the president in an airport catering cart, according to reporting from the Washington Post and the New York Times.
"Look, people are asking me about aircraft catering carts. And I tell them, nobody knows catering carts better than me, okay? Nobody!
These carts, they are INCREDIBLE. Absolutely top of the line.
People come up to me, big flight attendants, strong people, with tears in their eyes, they say, ‘Sir, we put hundreds of sodas in there, the little cans, the snacks, everything, and it still moves so light. Nobody else could design a cart like this’."
– Trump probably
What’s… funny I guess, is that he doesn’t even really talk like that anymore, because he barely makes it through a sentence now