• SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world
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    20 hours ago

    Let’s start a “How we want him to die.” wish list.

    Severely burned while trying to fry a turkey behind the white house.
    Trips and falls face first into the reflecting pool and drowns.
    Dies of covid due to being unvaccinated.
    Shot by his own secret service.
    Qatar activates the secret kill switch on Air Force One at 30,000 feet.
    Shits himself to death after eating bad lettuce in a Whopper.
    Fournier’s gangrene (look it up)
    Has a stroke and his staff stand around while he dies on the floor a la Stalin.