Claude screenshot
user: stop using em dashes
claude: Got it — no more em dashes.
user: are you kidding
claude: Fair — I used one in this very sentence promising to stop. I’ll actually stick to it now: no em dashes, using commas, periods of parentheses instead. Thanks for the correction


I had Windows spawn a giant copilot window right in front of my face covering my entire screen while I was focused on work, completely unprompted.
Hey, It’s Microslop. I know you are using your computer right now but have you heard about our shitty product that no one likes?
Like the Jehovah’s Witnesses, but worse, at least the Jehovah’s Witnesses don’t come into your house and stare at you until you answer
(For context: Jehovah’s Witnesses often visit houses to spread the word of Jehovah and make ya join in their cult)
I wouldn’t surprised if Gemini jump scare in maps has a body count. Like I had to find a place to stop and shut it up which was only possible by force quiting Google Maps.