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Is there any way to make the monument noisy as fuck and wildly carcinogenic for those living nearby?
Background noise for Texas.
So… a noisy cybertruck?
I’m thinking more like tungsten carbide wind chimes with a plutonium-gallium core in each chime. It could flash blue.