I’ve found that if I eat a little potassium hydroxide every day, and each week add a little more, that now I have reached a tolerance and immunity to its negative effects. It’s an acquired taste, but now I find that it’s quite pleasant on the palette. Even better, I’ve gained more mental acuity, my libido has improved, and I don’t need my full 14 hours of sleep anymore.

Here’s the dosing schedule:

• week 1: 1.5 mg
• week 2: 3 mg
• week 3: 5 mg
• week 4: 10 mg
• week 5: 25 mg
• week 6: 1 g
• week 7: 5 g
• week 8: 25 g
• week 9: 100 g
• week 10: 1 kg