This stuff is infuriating on multiple levels
TL;DR:
- Restaurant only accepts orders made from the app
- Restaurant “mini” app is 200 mb and I had a sim card with 500mb/day
- When you finally get to pay, they must “verify you’re a human” with an otp code sent to your phone number
- For saving money they don’t send the otp code via SMS but via WhatsApp, which is blocked in the country
- Restaurant doesn’t accept cash
- Restaurant doesn’t accept credit cards
- Restaurant only accepts payments from a local app that requires id verification with passport scanning
- Taxis need to be called with an app
- In order to use the taxi app you need to register with the phone number and scan the passport and so on
Full story:
I went to china, first thing I went out for a walk and after a couple hours of walking I wanted to eat, so I went to KFC as I was intrigued by an ad showing a shrimp burger and a nori seaweed flavored fried chicken. (Yes, they looked tasty in the pictures, although by typing this, it doesn’t look like it’s actually tasty. Probably the “shrimp” burger is just surimi made with the cheapest shit gathered from the oceans and then just slushed in a patty. No, I could not try them, for the reason written below)
I went inside and I saw no self ordering kiosk. Oh no, I have to do social interaction with my poor Chinese proficiency. I go to the cashier and… there’s only a order pickup point. I ask and they say need to order from their app, just scan the qr code.
Now, luckily I ordered a travel esim with 500mb/day, as the store didn’t have public WiFi
I scan the qr code and it doesn’t work. It’s a proprietary version of qr code developed by tencent, need to use WeChat to scan.
I already had WeChat installed, I scanned it. It needed to download a KFC “mini app” and I agreed. 200 FUCKING MEGABYTES??? What does it contains, 4k movies of fried chicken???
After burning the whole data plan on that “mini” app I do the order and before paying: WAIT, YOU MUST LOGIN!
WTF? I thought the point of using WeChat is that I was already logged in a platform? Ok, let’s login. WAIT! HOW DO WE KNOW THAT YOU’RE NOT A BOT? Please verify your phone number!
WTF??? I just need my weird seafood flavored chicken, why do you need my phone number??
At that point I was already 20 minutes in, and due to the fallacy of sunk cost I agreed to let them “verify” my phone number. Which for some reason they sent via WhatsApp instead of texting it. Luckily the travel esims are somehow exonerated from the gfw so I could receive it.
Ok, identity “verified”, now need to pay. Oh, can’t pay in cash??? Can’t pay with credit card??? Only weixin pay. I try to check, needs passport verification.
At this point I just flip the table and I give up, I want to go back to my hotel room.
I’m tired boss, I don’t want to walk another 2 hours, let’s take a taxi. Last time I went to China it was pre-covid. In order to take a taxi you just needed to go on the side of the road, wait 30 seconds and a taxi would stop. Now there are no taxis at all??? I call my friend and he says it’s normal, everyone orders a Didi now from the phone. I see it’s another 200 mb app and I even don’t try it, as I’m 100% sure it will ask phone verification and pay with weixin pay.
I give up and just start to walk…
Luckily I see taxi dropping someone on the side of the road so I run there to ask get me home. When we arrive he directly shows me a laminated card for paying with weixin. I give him a 20 yuan bill for the 14 yuan ride. He probably tells me that he doesn’t have change. I don’t understand. It’s ok buddy, keep the change.
Basically yes. It’s THE app. Now it looks like it also integrates meituan (≈ Groupon) and JD (≈amazon)
And it looks like if your social score goes over 500 points, you can activate buy now pay later like klarna
Chat, social media feed (both in TikTok style and also in Twitter/Instagram mashup style), it has everything. It takes 7gb of space on my phone and I only have like 3 chats. I’m guessing for heavy users it takes over the full storage of the phone
This app must have been designed by devil to torture digital minimalists and UNIX philosophy people in the afterlife
It’s the main example of feature creep. I wanted to joke that at least it can’t be used as a calculator or dictionary but no, I tried before posting, it can be used as a calculator by typing 计算器 or as an English dictionary by typing any English word in search. Then somehow it has a mirror of the iOS appstore, an Aptoide clone that wants to install a “super safe, believe us” tencent app store APK “because downloading APK from the browser is not safe”, a Wikipedia clone, and so on.
Come on, give root permissions to this “shizuku” apk, it’s “verified safe” 😉
Real shizuku is an apk 100 times smaller
WeChat is not a whole lot different to a browser/os at that point. It’s basically THE government mandated iOS, which contains THE government mandated app store. A way of forcing everyone to use their walled garden surveillance system even if they have a computer not under the control of the regime, like the entire Chinese diaspora and any foreigner dumb enough to install it.
Yes, this is normal in China; it’s only a problem for tourists at the start. Not saying it’s a good system, just that this is how it’s done over there. “When in Rome” and all that. For example, there’s toilets you can only access by using the WeChat app, and if you make a mess, they can track you down and fine you. It’s more like “your entire digital existence” rather than"just an app."
When I visited Japan, I thought it was cool that you could buy food, drink, and pretty much anything with your train card. The down side is that I now have a bunch of money permanently trapped in that card lol