comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 7 days agowtf why is there an owl trying to sell me some fuckin jalopy car!?hexbear.netimagemessage-square15fedilinkarrow-up127arrow-down10
arrow-up127arrow-down1imagewtf why is there an owl trying to sell me some fuckin jalopy car!?hexbear.netcomrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 7 days agomessage-square15fedilink
minus-squarecomrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·7 days agobut i don’t want a car D:
minus-squareDort_Owl [they/them, it/its]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·7 days agoOf course you do! Imagine yourself, cruising down the highway, wind in your hair, carried along by the exciting sounds of 500 tiny owl feet hitting the pavement.
minus-squareDort_Owl [they/them, it/its]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·edit-27 days ago it’s a deal! you won’t regret this. Don’t forget your new keys! hands you a damp rat
Buy it
but i don’t want a car D:
Of course you do!
Imagine yourself, cruising down the highway, wind in your hair, carried along by the exciting sounds of 500 tiny owl feet hitting the pavement.
Don’t forget your new keys!
hands you a damp rat