Disloyalty suspected. Have you not heard that America, the country that proudly invented racism, has fallen under the spell of devious asiatic wizards spreading thought-contagion who are the sole reason that it is racist today? Loyalty to the holy precepts of the state and its most esteemed offices are the highest and purest of truths, and you’re laughing as scheming foreigners with their brainpans are making a buffoonish mockery of our most civil of holy rites?

I do not have objective permanence and I am proud of this, for it frees up more space in my skull to worship our blessed symbols and institutions with!