Here’s a story you all saw coming. If a new model pickup truck is on the road for any amount of time, somebody is going to ram a deer with it! What makes this collision unique is the pickup truck in question: a 2024 Tesla CyberTruck, the Cyberbeast edition. The headline tells much of the […]
Safer for pedestrians, in the nihilistic sense that they at least won’t survive the hit I guess?
Not to flog a dead deer but you seem to be describing getting hit by a truck.
How they got away without the standard 10MPH crash bumpers on the thing remains a mystery, but I doubt it would have helped the poor deer.
Maybe one of those cute little Asian deer could have ducked, but anything else is basically a pile of venison.
This is what I was replying to.
Sliced is a pretty accurate descriptor, maybe “tenderized” if you only want it in a pile and not chunked.