slaacaa@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · edit-222 hours agoStanley Kubrick's assistant standing next to the finished movie script for the Moon landing, 1969lemmy.worldimagemessage-square48fedilinkarrow-up1534arrow-down128
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minus-squareswab148@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·19 hours agoDaniel Radcliffe’s Agent: Okay, Harry Potter movies are done, you’re rich and famous now! What do you wanna do next? DR: GET NAKED WITH A HORSE Agent: … Okay, and after that? DR: NAIL GUNS TO MY HANDS
minus-squareFushuan [he/him]@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·9 hours agoHe wants to make and support weird art, he already has money.
Daniel Radcliffe’s Agent: Okay, Harry Potter movies are done, you’re rich and famous now! What do you wanna do next?
DR: GET NAKED WITH A HORSE
Agent: … Okay, and after that?
DR: NAIL GUNS TO MY HANDS
He wants to make and support weird art, he already has money.
Three words: Farting Corpse Buddy!