• GrouchyGrouse [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    2 days ago

    Jesus was walking in the garden and one of the Pharisees said “O Rabbi, you say god is good yet god made poop.” Jesus dismounted his velociraptor and said “To the dung beetle, poop is good.” The Pharisees turned into stone or fire or whatever.