Haven’t bought name brand Pop-Tarts in years, but have occasionally picked up Toaster 'Betes or whatever the off-brand versions are called.
Noticed a ‘sale’ on the name brand and got conned into buying them. They’re now smaller, have less frosting, and have way less filling. The damn things were so flimsy that two of them snapped trying to take them out of the toaster.
If you get a craving for some nice sugary betes for breakfast, stick to the off-brands. They’re now higher quality than the name brand.
The future is stupid.


That’s fucking interesting. I’m one too but haven’t been back once in five years. Partly because it’s hard to travel en famille halfway across the world (but mostly because of the good reasons not to).
What’s the vibe like? I hear shit has gotten weird.
It’s depressing. Granted, I’m from a place that was already depressing BEFORE I left, but it’s way worse now. Last time I was back I was there for a month and I don’t think I saw a person smile in public that entire time.
I’ve heard similar. We’re not meant to live like that, we need to be part of a society. Or at least think of ourselves as part of a larger context. Or at least smile in public.