Haven’t bought name brand Pop-Tarts in years, but have occasionally picked up Toaster 'Betes or whatever the off-brand versions are called.
Noticed a ‘sale’ on the name brand and got conned into buying them. They’re now smaller, have less frosting, and have way less filling. The damn things were so flimsy that two of them snapped trying to take them out of the toaster.
If you get a craving for some nice sugary betes for breakfast, stick to the off-brands. They’re now higher quality than the name brand.
The future is stupid.


Discovered this about three weeks ago when I was home alone for a couple weeks and decided to indulge in some childhood favorites. I should have known better. They’re wafer thin now and the filling is only in the middle 60% of the pastry. I was sad.
Spam is still the same quality, though, I’m happy to report.