Not exactly John Wick, but still…
I’d watch the shit out of a John Wick remake where he only used dildos to kill people.
I think you mean… John Dick
John is a man of focus. Commitment. Sheer will. Something you know very little about. I once saw him kill three men in a bar… with a penis. With a fuckin’ DILDO. Suddenly one day he asked to leave. It was over a woman, of course. So I made a deal with him. I gave him an impossible task. A job no one could have pulled off. The bodies he buried that day… laid the foundation of what we are now. And then, my son, a few days after his wife died… you steal his car, and kill his fuckin’ dog?
“Yeah–I’m thinking I’m back.” *WOBBLE*
Why do people keep using dildos wrong??? Go fuck yourself!
The whole time the victim was screaming “How is this physically possible?!”
Someone played too much GTA San Andreas
Nah this is from Saints Row, the almighty Dildo Bat.
One of two screenshots I’ve saved to steam; my character holding the dildobat
probably should spoil this, it's mildly nsfw
Best Bad Dragon advertisement ever.
That must have been one hell of a dildo!
It was just one of the deadly weapons in those Wildberry warehouses.
Is this dipshit wearing Confederate battleflags on his shirt? Damn so Russian Nazis are co-opting southern racist sumbols.
No, that’s not a Confederate flag.
It appears to be the ensign for the Russian National Guard Navy, but the symbol is used as part of other Russian flags as well. Maybe if someone can translate the text it would help.
Weren’t German Nazis also co-opting southern racist sumbols?
That’s some BBC
